EDDIE SAENZ HAS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER ON THE PAYROLL

Well we're back, as if anyone really missed us huh? But we've heard some things and some of those things were sounding so far fetched that we just had to come back from our short sabbatical to report about the bull and the fairy godmother being hired by none other than, yep you guessed correctly: Mr. Eddie "nope not too drunk to drive sir" Saenz. It seems lately that this candidate keeps getting caught between a rock, a dwi and a hard place or jail huh?

Heres the word out on the streets:
Eddie Saenz's SMUT BLOG aintnews keeps blaming everything going on in the news on Aaron Pena. For Example, Obama losing to Clinton in New Hampshire was due to Pena's Intervention.

2. Clinton losing to Obama in Iowa, Yep All Pena's Fault.

3. The Border Fence protesters getting sued by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT for resisting the Govt. entering there Property, ALL PENA's FAULT TOO.

4. Damn Pena has been on a roll according to aintnews. Oh and Pena also masterminded the defense of that Edcouch School Board members jailed for dwi, or was that Saenz's buddy?

5. Bill Richardson dropped out of the presidential race, not because the guy couldnt garner the support he needed, it was because Pena told him to get out.

6. Kucinich couldnt get support in the presidential primaries because Pena hung out with him.

7. The School Board terms were extended throughout the entire STATE OF TEXAS so that they may run concurrent with those of the city elections because they were too expensive to be ran by themselves. YEAH RIGHT IT WAS PENA's DOING HUH?

8. The Writers from the Writers Guild in places like Hollywood and New York are on strike, striking late night shows, awards shows etc. because Pena told them to hold out for more money. But Eddie Saenz along with David Letterman were able to negotiate a deal with some writers and the The Late Show with David Letterman was able to return and tell scripted jokes thanks to the writers EDDIE SAENZ HELPED GET BACK. WAY TO GO SHOW OFF!

9. Romo had his worst game against Philadelphia and the Redskins because Jessica Simpson and Aaron Pena were in the Stands with Pink Romo Jerseys. BOO HOO!!! But Eddie Saenz has his top Vitaline people on this and have offered to do security for Texas Stadium just in case Simpson or Pena show up. WAY TO GO AGAIN SAENZ.

10. And Last but not least, Eddie Saenz is responsible for The New England Patriots' undefeated perfect season this year. And we here at The Political Ring just want to say, WHAT THE HELL SAENZ, WERE FROM TEXAS, COWBOY COUNTRY!!!

IT SEEMS THAT MR SAENZ WITH THE HELP OF HIS NEW EMPLOYEE: THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER HAS SWORN TO DIE AND STICK A MILLION NEEDLES IN HIS EYE IF HE CANT COME THROUGH ON THE FOLLOWING AGENDAS IF ELECTED DIST.40 STATE REP.

1. RUMOR #1, TO ELIMINATE GAS OPERATED VEHICLES TO BETTER CLEAN OUR ENVIRONMENT, NOT TO MENTION HIS OWN AMBULANCES WHICH RUN ON CHURCHS FRIED CHICKEN LEFT OVER GREASE.

2. RUMOR #2, TO BUILD A BRIDGE, TOLL ROAD AND A LOOP AROUND THIS COUNTY ALL THE WAY TO CANADA ON A BUDGET CONTRACT JUST OVER 1 BILLION DOLLARS, HE THINKS ITS A BARGAIN. AFTER ALL HE'S GOT THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER WITH HER MAGIC WAND AND NOT TO MENTION HIS SMUT BLOGGER AINTNEWS.

3. ANOTHER RUMOR WAS THAT EDDIE SAENZ HAD PROMISED TO RUN HIS AMBULANCE SERVICES FOR ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE THAT HIS BUDDY MAYOR JOE OCHOA FROZE THE PROPERTY TAXES FOR FREE. YEP THATS RIGHT ACCORDING TO SAENZ HIS AMBULANCES THAT RUN ON CHICKEN GREASE HAVE OFFERED TO MAKE THIS DISTRICT 40 A SAFER ECO FRIENDLY PLACE FOR THE ELDERLY.

4. EDDIE SAENZ WAS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE OFFERED THE MISSION POLICE
A NEW WEST WING TO THE JAIL IF THEY WOULD DROP THE CHARGES.

5. EDDIE'S AINTNEWS WAS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE WRITTEN FOR VARIOUS LATE NIGHT SHOWS WHILE THE WRITERS FROM THE WRITERS GUILD ARE ON STRIKE. FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT, AINTNEWS IS RUNNING BARELY ON A SKELETON CREW DUE TO MOST OF THE STAFF IS IN HOLLYWOOD WRITING IN PLACE OF THE REAL WRITERS.

6. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT EDDIE SAENZ WILL DONATE NEW COPS TO THE DELTA AREA, BECAUSE SUPPOSEDLY HE WAS SCARED OF BEING STOPPED IN THAT AREA ONE LATE NIGHT WITH A FEW IN HIS SYSTEM AND WOULD RATHER WANT THE ESCORT HOME AS OPPOSED TO THE SUITE THEY OFFER TO THOSE GETTING INCARCERATED FOR THE NIGHT.

7. EDDIE IS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE BEEN THE MAJOR FACTOR IN OPENING ALL 30 HOSPITALS WE HAVE HERE IN EDINBURG, AND DUE TO HIS GENORISITY, THE HOSPITAL HAS AGREED TO CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE MR. SAENZ UPON HIS DEATH SO THAT HE ALONG WITH MR. WALT DISNEY MAY LIVE WAY BEYOND THERE DAYS. OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THERE LIL OL FAIRY GODMOTHER TOO.

8. EDDIE HAS ALSO BEEN RUMORED TO WANT TO ELIMINATE THE DWI LAW IF ELECTED BECAUSE WELL ITS JUST A PERSONAL THING WITH HIM I GUESS.

9. EDDIE HAS ALSO MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT IF ELECTED HE'S DECIDED TO HIRE THE CHARACTER FROM THE SOPRANOS THAT PLAYS PAULIE WALNUTS AS A DECOY DOUBLE JUST IN CASE HE'S NOT ABLE TO SLIP THE PAPAARAZI OR GROUPIES ONCE ELECTED. FORGET ABOUT IT.

10. AND THE LAST THING OVERHEARD IN SAENZ'S CAMP, HIS FIRM IS HELPING BUILD THE NEW DISNEY WORLD HERE IN EDINBURG WHERE THE EDINBURG AIRPORT IS AT. HAHAHA! WELL ACCORDING TO AINTNEWS THIS EDDIE SAENZ IS CAPABLE OF ALL THE AFOREMENTIONED, BUT JUST LIKE FAIRY TALES, THEY MAY SOUND GREAT, BUT IN THE END LIKE BILL CLINTON SAID, IT JUST DOESNT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. SO BEFORE ANYONE GOES GETTING LAWYERED UP, THE AFOREMENTIONED WERE OPEN ENDED RUMORS THAT HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT DISTRICT 40, NOW THOSE SAYING SUCH THINGS HAVE CHOSEN TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. BUT I DID GET A GLIMPSE OF THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER, SUPPOSEDLY THE RUMOR IN AUSTIN IS THAT SHE'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE EDDIE SAENZ CAMPAIGN, LOOK OUT JAMES CARVILLE AND KARL ROVE. FAIRY GODMOTHER IS GONNA TAKE CARE ALOT OF THE IMPOSSIBLE FOR MR. SAENZ. THAT IS YET TO BE SEEN. BUT UNTIL THEN PENA vs SAENZ HAS BECOME AN UNADULTERATED SLUGGFEST THAT HAS EVERYONE PITTED AGAINST EACHOTHER FOR NON OTHER THAN A FAIRY TALE LIKE POLITICAL SHOW. A GOOD GUY VERSUS A BAD GUY, WHAT A CLICHE. AINTNEWS PROPAGANDA DOESNT MEAN CRAP IF YOU AINT GOT THE GOODS.