EDDIE SAENZ HAS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER ON THE PAYROLL
Well we're back, as if anyone really missed us huh? But we've heard some things and some of those things were sounding so far fetched that we just had to come back from our short sabbatical to report about the bull and the fairy godmother being hired by none other than, yep you guessed correctly: Mr. Eddie "nope not too drunk to drive sir" Saenz. It seems lately that this candidate keeps getting caught between a rock, a dwi and a hard place or jail huh?Heres the word out on the streets:
Eddie Saenz's SMUT BLOG aintnews keeps blaming everything going on in the news on Aaron Pena. For Example, Obama losing to Clinton in New Hampshire was due to Pena's Intervention.
2. Clinton losing to Obama in Iowa, Yep All Pena's Fault.
3. The Border Fence protesters getting sued by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT for resisting the Govt. entering there Property, ALL PENA's FAULT TOO.
4. Damn Pena has been on a roll according to aintnews. Oh and Pena also masterminded the defense of that Edcouch School Board members jailed for dwi, or was that Saenz's buddy?
5. Bill Richardson dropped out of the presidential race, not because the guy couldnt garner the support he needed, it was because Pena told him to get out.
6. Kucinich couldnt get support in the presidential primaries because Pena hung out with him.
7. The School Board terms were extended throughout the entire STATE OF TEXAS so that they may run concurrent with those of the city elections because they were too expensive to be ran by themselves. YEAH RIGHT IT WAS PENA's DOING HUH?
8. The Writers from the Writers Guild in places like Hollywood and New York are on strike, striking late night shows, awards shows etc. because Pena told them to hold out for more money. But Eddie Saenz along with David Letterman were able to negotiate a deal with some writers and the The Late Show with David Letterman was able to return and tell scripted jokes thanks to the writers EDDIE SAENZ HELPED GET BACK. WAY TO GO SHOW OFF!
9. Romo had his worst game against Philadelphia and the Redskins because Jessica Simpson and Aaron Pena were in the Stands with Pink Romo Jerseys. BOO HOO!!! But Eddie Saenz has his top Vitaline people on this and have offered to do security for Texas Stadium just in case Simpson or Pena show up. WAY TO GO AGAIN SAENZ.
10. And Last but not least, Eddie Saenz is responsible for The New England Patriots' undefeated perfect season this year. And we here at The Political Ring just want to say, WHAT THE HELL SAENZ, WERE FROM TEXAS, COWBOY COUNTRY!!!
IT SEEMS THAT MR SAENZ WITH THE HELP OF HIS NEW EMPLOYEE: THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER HAS SWORN TO DIE AND STICK A MILLION NEEDLES IN HIS EYE IF HE CANT COME THROUGH ON THE FOLLOWING AGENDAS IF ELECTED DIST.40 STATE REP.
1. RUMOR #1, TO ELIMINATE GAS OPERATED VEHICLES TO BETTER CLEAN OUR ENVIRONMENT, NOT TO MENTION HIS OWN AMBULANCES WHICH RUN ON CHURCHS FRIED CHICKEN LEFT OVER GREASE.
2. RUMOR #2, TO BUILD A BRIDGE, TOLL ROAD AND A LOOP AROUND THIS COUNTY ALL THE WAY TO CANADA ON A BUDGET CONTRACT JUST OVER 1 BILLION DOLLARS, HE THINKS ITS A BARGAIN. AFTER ALL HE'S GOT THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER WITH HER MAGIC WAND AND NOT TO MENTION HIS SMUT BLOGGER AINTNEWS.
3. ANOTHER RUMOR WAS THAT EDDIE SAENZ HAD PROMISED TO RUN HIS AMBULANCE SERVICES FOR ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE THAT HIS BUDDY MAYOR JOE OCHOA FROZE THE PROPERTY TAXES FOR FREE. YEP THATS RIGHT ACCORDING TO SAENZ HIS AMBULANCES THAT RUN ON CHICKEN GREASE HAVE OFFERED TO MAKE THIS DISTRICT 40 A SAFER ECO FRIENDLY PLACE FOR THE ELDERLY.
4. EDDIE SAENZ WAS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE OFFERED THE MISSION POLICE
A NEW WEST WING TO THE JAIL IF THEY WOULD DROP THE CHARGES.
5. EDDIE'S AINTNEWS WAS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE WRITTEN FOR VARIOUS LATE NIGHT SHOWS WHILE THE WRITERS FROM THE WRITERS GUILD ARE ON STRIKE. FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT, AINTNEWS IS RUNNING BARELY ON A SKELETON CREW DUE TO MOST OF THE STAFF IS IN HOLLYWOOD WRITING IN PLACE OF THE REAL WRITERS.
6. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT EDDIE SAENZ WILL DONATE NEW COPS TO THE DELTA AREA, BECAUSE SUPPOSEDLY HE WAS SCARED OF BEING STOPPED IN THAT AREA ONE LATE NIGHT WITH A FEW IN HIS SYSTEM AND WOULD RATHER WANT THE ESCORT HOME AS OPPOSED TO THE SUITE THEY OFFER TO THOSE GETTING INCARCERATED FOR THE NIGHT.
7. EDDIE IS ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE BEEN THE MAJOR FACTOR IN OPENING ALL 30 HOSPITALS WE HAVE HERE IN EDINBURG, AND DUE TO HIS GENORISITY, THE HOSPITAL HAS AGREED TO CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE MR. SAENZ UPON HIS DEATH SO THAT HE ALONG WITH MR. WALT DISNEY MAY LIVE WAY BEYOND THERE DAYS. OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THERE LIL OL FAIRY GODMOTHER TOO.
8. EDDIE HAS ALSO BEEN RUMORED TO WANT TO ELIMINATE THE DWI LAW IF ELECTED BECAUSE WELL ITS JUST A PERSONAL THING WITH HIM I GUESS.
9. EDDIE HAS ALSO MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT IF ELECTED HE'S DECIDED TO HIRE THE CHARACTER FROM THE SOPRANOS THAT PLAYS PAULIE WALNUTS AS A DECOY DOUBLE JUST IN CASE HE'S NOT ABLE TO SLIP THE PAPAARAZI OR GROUPIES ONCE ELECTED. FORGET ABOUT IT.
10. AND THE LAST THING OVERHEARD IN SAENZ'S CAMP, HIS FIRM IS HELPING BUILD THE NEW DISNEY WORLD HERE IN EDINBURG WHERE THE EDINBURG AIRPORT IS AT. HAHAHA! WELL ACCORDING TO AINTNEWS THIS EDDIE SAENZ IS CAPABLE OF ALL THE AFOREMENTIONED, BUT JUST LIKE FAIRY TALES, THEY MAY SOUND GREAT, BUT IN THE END LIKE BILL CLINTON SAID, IT JUST DOESNT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. SO BEFORE ANYONE GOES GETTING LAWYERED UP, THE AFOREMENTIONED WERE OPEN ENDED RUMORS THAT HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT DISTRICT 40, NOW THOSE SAYING SUCH THINGS HAVE CHOSEN TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. BUT I DID GET A GLIMPSE OF THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER, SUPPOSEDLY THE RUMOR IN AUSTIN IS THAT SHE'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE EDDIE SAENZ CAMPAIGN, LOOK OUT JAMES CARVILLE AND KARL ROVE. FAIRY GODMOTHER IS GONNA TAKE CARE ALOT OF THE IMPOSSIBLE FOR MR. SAENZ. THAT IS YET TO BE SEEN. BUT UNTIL THEN PENA vs SAENZ HAS BECOME AN UNADULTERATED SLUGGFEST THAT HAS EVERYONE PITTED AGAINST EACHOTHER FOR NON OTHER THAN A FAIRY TALE LIKE POLITICAL SHOW. A GOOD GUY VERSUS A BAD GUY, WHAT A CLICHE. AINTNEWS PROPAGANDA DOESNT MEAN CRAP IF YOU AINT GOT THE GOODS.
posted by THE POLITICAL RING | 8:04 PM
30 Comments:
Great to have you back. Hope you had good holidays.
hey ringmaster did you hear eddie pulled a noshow again i bet he will be at the bobcats basketball game on saturday what a joke
HEY RINGMASTER GO TO CAPITAL ANNEX UNDER WHERE IS EDDIE SAENZ WOULD LIKE TO HERE YOU REACTION
Where is Eddie?
PR, I know you were just kidding, but you are on to something with Eddie wanting in on I-69 and the loop around the county. Why would he spend so much money to try to unseat an incumbent that kicked his ass last time around?
Aaron Pena's job is the only thing standing between him and millions of dollars in contracts from the RMA. His cousin is running TxDOT. All he needs is a seat so that he can get money for projects in the valley so he can bid on them.
Look at the people on the RMA, were they appointed because they are highway experts? They are business people, wink, wink.
Isn't part of the loop going to pass by La Joya? Hello Billy Leo and Gumaro Flores.
Isn't part of the loop passing through the delta area? Hello chuecos from over there.
Saenz is promising a lot to everybody because he knows that if he beats Pena, he's going to make chingos of feria.
Look at the map. Most of the valley loop, almost all of it, is in Pena's district. Did you notice that Pendejo Saenz talks about health care and building communities? Why doesn't he ever talk about highways? He's not so pendejo. Maybe he can't run a campaign, but he knows how to make money.
He knows highways doesn't he? He doesn't want you realizing why he wants to be state rep. Watchate la onda. When toll roads come to the valley, we'll see where his concern for the poor is.
Hey that makes sense. The loop IS going to be mostly in Penas district. If Saenz wins, he has all the connections to win bids. Eddie does things like that. He is on the hospital board, and he conveniently has an ambulance company. He won bids while worked for the city. This is all small potatotes compared to the millions and millions he can make on highway projects. How come Pena doesnt talk about this?
Pena has started mentioning corruption in the Valley. I guess he knows this is a big problem for Saenz. The problem is that Saenz has been in hiding. I think Saenz knows he has problems.
Hidalgo County's RMA gave the loop project to a firm out of Houston TX, but County Judge JD Salinas made sure that that firm gave Eddie Saenz a Sub-Contractors Contract for a great deal of the Valley work. Yep JD Salinas is an Eddie Saenz Buddy who owes him big, after all, when JD Salinas was Hidalgo County Elect, he was working for Eddie Saenz prior to filling in the County Judges' position. CORRUPTION?
Let's say your conspiracy theory is true. What would be the key positions for Eddie Saenz and his buddies to make the millions?
Eddie as lawmaker.
Eddie's cousin as the head guy at TxDOT
The County Judge
A majority of the RMA, he doesn't need all of them, just a majority.
Who else? What pieces do they need on the chess board to control the highway construction money? Or is the state rep job the last piece?
Well, you were certainly missed. I guess the fairly godmother thing has sparked some conversation, but the situation remains, we have an uninteresting race but for the circus. I guess if it weren't for Britney and her novela, we would be stuck. (Did Pena get blamed for the custody or her sister's pregnancy yet?)
Anyway, I am looking forward to the State of the County Address. I think I still have some stuff to pawn to cover my taxes.
The new City Hall is looking grand too. Is that one on budget?
Welcome back.
no, the new city hall is 10 million over budget
Hey PR,
How can you endorse someone that voted against the CHIP program. Are you a Republican? We need CHANGE!
OH BOY IM SURE THE RINGMASTER IS GOING TO RIP YOU GOOD AFTER THAT COMMENT 323 YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE
Just the same old spin and lies from Eddie Saenz. Pena was the author of HB 109 that expanded the CHIP program to 127 thousand children. Look it up Eddie.
Here we go again. Around and around on the merry-go-round Eddie goes, when he stops lying nobody knows.
Eddie Saenz and his Edinburg News are trying to sell another big lie. Representative Aaron Pena fought and won to expand the CHIP program.
Now in order to get elected Eddie's Edinburg News is lying again. They list a bunch of amendments to Aaron's CHIP bill and claim that he voted against these amendments. Well, I checked and it clearly shows that what he voted against was the motions made to table the amendments.
BIG LIES = Eddie Saenz
City Hall is way over budget thanks to Joe Ochoa wanting a grand office with a large window fully decked.
"Hey PR,
How can you endorse someone that voted against the CHIP program. Are you a Republican? We need CHANGE!
3:23 PM"
CHIP PROGRAM, REPUBLICAN, CHANGE, ENDORSE: these are just a few words among many that keep getting thrown around as if they actually mean something to some voters. Lets not forget the MAIN INGREDIENT in this District 40 Election, "My tio, primo, hermano is Eddie Saenz and Im gonna vote for him REGARDLESS!" and "My uncle cousin on my moms side is Aaron Pena and Im gonna vote for him REGARDLESS!" THATS EDINBURG POLITICS BUDDY! Who really cares about issues when you stand by FAMILY REGARDLESS OF WHAT AN ISSUE MIGHT BE. AND THOSE ARE THE CRUEL COLD FACTS. NOT too many voters are educated on the issues or topics of discussions. Just follow the money and you'll see the INTEREST rather than the so called Issues. FACT: Eddie is an Engineer so look for him to try to make a move for some Engineering money or in the healthcare area, DUH! THATS A NO BRAINER. And Aaron Pena is an Attorney so look for him to represent His Legal Peeps' Interest. So there you have the skinny on this battle of interests. Believe me here partner aint nobody in this race trying to Re-Invent the Wheel of Politics, they just like to get it to squeek every now and then so that the proper funds can fund the oil to lube it. Comprendes? So yap yap yap all you want about Pena causing the sky to fall and ripping off the poor people and that Eddie is gonna brush on in ala Robin Hood and save the poor children, DAMN! get off the pipe and quit thinking Eddie Saenz is that type of do gooder, in order for Saenz to be that well off, he's had to cross or lay off a few people in his business. And when you lay off someone, well there goes their healthcare coverage huh? So spare us the political rhetoric about who's cutting funds. The State Capital has been Republican for quite some time, you actually think some state rep democrat from dist.40 is gonna whip all them Republicans into order over any legislation, if you buy that allow me to sell you some xray vision sunglasses for a mere 1,000 a pair. what a bargain you gullable you. Lets quit being jaded about the political finger pointing.
Heres the naked truth: A freshman legislator if Eddie is elected can rarely serve on powerful committees or bring any kind of change due to the fact that they're barely getting adjusted to the system let alone the politics on the hill. 2nd Pena is an attorney, well read in the art of writing legislation, so tell me what would Aaron Know about building a bridge or public road? nada zilch. But what would Eddie know about writing legislation. Now am i saying Eddie cant be a legislator? No lets not be silly here, but Eddie would have to rely on a committee or advisor right? Of course, cuz Eddie's interest is engineering right? yep and engineers need projects that bring in the bread and butter to his home. And well who exactly would be doing the Valley's work I ask? THATS RIGHT EDDIE'S HIRED HELP just like enews does his work of trying to destroy others. Eddie would rarely know the first thing about writing legislation, implementing it, or even garnering the needed allies to help it getting to the floor so that it may be heard. Aaron/Craddick, well Aaron's agenda is to get somethings he wrote heard for the valley's sake so he needed the help of the speaker to allow his legislation to be heard on the floor so that it may get implemented right? just like Eddie knows he's got to implement some support beams to help his project bridge together, well there you have it, these two guys can play well towards there strengths, but lets not forget that these two know exactly how to seek the help that allows them to get what they need done. And that my friends is also how politics works. The beams on a bridge is equivalent to befriending a powerful ally to support your agenda, regardless of party label. let the ends justify the means. Pena is fine, he's got more allies on the hill than Eddie can get as a freshman legislator if elected. The people of dist. 40 stan to gain more from a seasoned veteran legislator than one seeking to serve a selected few. BIG MONEY, BIG CONTRACTS, BIG EDDIE! WHO'S POCKETS ARE YOU AFTER SIR? EDINBURG IS STILL PAYING THIS OUTRAGEOUS ENGINEER AND HIS COMPADRE MADE UP CONTRACTS FROM yesterday.
you're right we DO need a CHANGE!! EDINBURG HAS PAID THROUGH THE NO$E FOR EDDIE SAENZ PROJECTS, JUST ASK OUR MAYOR HE WROTE THE CHECKS.
EDINBURG IF YOU'RE SORE FROM ASSUMING THE POSITION DURING THE EDDIE SAENZ CITY ENGINEER DAYS JUST DIAL 1-800-NO-2-SAENZ, operators and physicians are standing by. Because citizens shouldn't have to be taxed so much that it hurts. Where was Eddie's compassion towards the citizens then? I'm still walking funny from those days, Saenz Vans were all over City Hall, I thought the City of Edinburg's logo was that orange "S" but later found out that it was Saenz's engineering firm. I kept thinking whats next the cop cars and fire trucks, i can see it now, units whaling with their lights and sirens with a big bright "S" on the door. SAENZBURG CITY HALL? SAENZBURG BOBCATS? SAENZBURG REGIONAL HOSPITAL? SAENZBURG CITIZENS? you get the picture here?
Not that the Pena-Saenz matter has lost any of its interest (or Chisme) but there are other races in the County and City. Looks like several constable races, one contested but not very public, District Court race. I sure would like to hear something about those races.
If you feel the need we can always through in personal barbs, but I would rather hear your thoughts on the ballot.
Aaron Pena sponsored Jessica's Law. GRAMSTANDING TO THE MAX. At some point Aaron must have worked for or been mentored by U.S. Sen. Phil Gramm because he is better at taking credit for other people's work than Phil Gramm was.
Jessica's Law was sponsored by Rep. Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball. That is what the Legislature's webpage says and every media outlet in Texas reported.
Of course, the Kool Aid drinkers around Aaron Pena give him credit for everything under the sun.
I am surprised he doesn't take credit for the Cowboy's winning season because he voted for the legislation authorizing the building of the new stadium in Dallas.
The stadium required some small obscure piece authorizing legislation that at some point Aaron had to vote for just like the Wellness Center at UTPA did. All he did was sponsor a bill for the UT System on that one like any other state representative who has a UT System institution in his district. The bill is drafted by the UT General Counsel's office and basically cements an action of the Board of Regents which approved a student bond referendum in which the students voted a student services fee increase to cover a bond issue to pay for the wellness center. It was placed on the local calendar and passed with no opposition. A chimapazee could have done that. UT General Counsel's office hands you a bill and gives you instructions. Gee that takes a lot of work.
Come on, Shaine Mata, Orlando Salinas, etc. We're wait for you to give him credit for Cowboy's season. He did vote for whatever obscure piece of authorizing legislature for the new stadium that passed late at night off the Local and Uncontested Calendar. Come on, we know you want to do. Come on Kool Aid drinkers.
This was on Earn's blog:
Political writer Paul Burka of Texas Monthly had this observation of the Rep. Pena vs. E. Saenz race:
"Aaron Pena (D) -- Craddick D faces a challenge by Eddie Saenz, a civil engineer and chairman of two hospital boards. Update 1/16: Saenz was supposed to be a tough opponent for Pena, but he was a no-show at a major Democratic forum and sent his wife to represent him."
Now the whole state of Texas knows what we here in the Valley have known about Eddie Saenz. His campaign is a total failure.
Kool-Aid drinker? Dallas Cowboys? Whatever you're smoking, there's a drug treatment center coming to help you.
The St. Party Chair of the Democrats endorsed Aron. But Edinburg News has been telling me that the Dems were mad at him? Is this, yes it is, another Eddie News lie! Thanks Democratic Chairperson for proving once again that E-News is full of crap.
You think that is crap. Just read that the Texas Hospital Association and the Texas Medical Association endorsed the rep. How long have we had to put up with the lies from the Saenz people on health care issues?
Somebody posted this on rgvote. It's a story from the Austin American Statesman about the cuts in funding to TxDOT. It looks like your conspiracy theory is right on the money. This guy Eddie Saenz has got a LOT to lose if he doesn't win Pena's spot. No wonder he wants to be a state rep.
Has anyone been keeping up with the latest crash north of edinburg that involved 4-6 people and County Commissioner Joe Flores' trucks. That mobster of a commissioner slime ball sent his slime ball buddy Ramon "no backbone" Garcia to have the poor grieving families sign documents so that he may represent the families and sue the maker of the tractor trailers rather than the owner of the trailers which of course is the buddy of Mobster/Commissioner Joe Flores. does anyone feel a bit outraged over this strong arming in this county? these buzzards sure do show there true colors dont they?
If the state chairman of the Democratic party is supporting rep. Pena then Eddie's spin must be full of shit.
anon 7:25
It is not about choosing who to sue, they all get sued. From my understanding the roads were choked with those who say they work for certain attorneys and keep a briefcase full of blank contracts to sell to the highest bidder. They mention big names to get people to sign and then generally the case gets "referred" to someone else. Not making excuses, but the way it works is a little more fishy that what you read. Most of the guys holding the pens at accidents or calling the victims the next day dont work directly with attorneys or even chiropractors, many are "free agents" or Paid "consultants". Careful with that pen.
My dad use to tell a very racist version of a joke that holds true without the colorlines:
Which is more dangerous: 1)a person with a knife, 2)a person with a gun or 3)a person with a pen and paper?
ANSWER: #3, because the first 2 can only take your life
Are we on sabbatical again?
hey PR,
the reason Social Club is doing so well is because the City is having all sorts of events there, thanks to Joe Ochoa. If you don't believe me, go in there on any weeknight and there will only be one or two tables of people. There's never anyone there, it's the City that's keeping Social Club afloat with all these events that are held there.
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